I Need a Favor

Misha: Buenos Dias!

Sergio: “Hello? Misha. Oh, finally! It’s me, Sergio, I have an emergency, I need your help!”

Misha: Oh, hi there friend!

Sergio: Dude, I need you to contact the police and the media but first, I need you to do one thing for me. I was kidnaped! I’m inside the trunk of a black Ford Taurus. The last thing I saw was the Shell gas station on JPA about ten minutes ago. We just exited to a dirt road. I need you to go to my office and hide my computer in your house.

Misha: OK.

Sergio: My password is written down on a sticky note under my desk. Once you have hidden my computer, call 911 and the media, have them trace me but before you do I need you to hide my computer, it’s really important.

Misha: Hello? I can’t hear you anymore, I think there is a problem with my phone.

Sergio: It’s probably because I’m in the country inside of a moving car, but please tell me you heard what I told you. I need my computer in a safe place because I’m doing an investigation on the Governor and all my evidence needs to be in a safe place. If no one finds me in 24 hours, please give the computer to the New York Times, because the office of the Governor will try to discredit my work and my story.

Misha: Ha, I’m kidding around! I’m actually not on the phone. This is Misha’s voicemail. (laughs awkwardly). I went camping with my girlfriend for the weekend. Leave a message after the beep. Bye-bye! (beep) This user’s mailbox is currently full and can’t save messages at this time.